Day 5 Blog # My List of Dont's

A LIST OF THE 5 THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO IN BED







































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1. Actually, I wouldn't say 'would never do', just 'could never do' any more without racking up a very large chiropractors bill. Oh well, back to yoga class.



2. 'Belladonna's Bitch Fist' for those on seriously good drugs only.
Fisting is however, often talked of in reverential tones, imbuing both giver and receiver with an entirely higher level of intimacy. When Andre Serrano's exhibition came to Melbourne about a decade ago and caused a stir with 'Piss Christ', the photograph below hardly rated a mention. Go figure!






3. Dressing up as an infant. No matter how much my partner begged, it just wouldn't happen.




4. The Golden Shower - Look, maybe in exchange for a shopping spree but 'Salirophilia' - a fetish involving the soiling or dirtying of others - out of the question. (I won't scar you with a picture).

5. Lots of people love them, but after breastfeeding for many years, I couldn't think of anything worse.

So, how about you? Anything you would never do?